Bloody knees!

Bloody knees!

What is it with me and knees? Why when I am in my 40s have I clattered them on two separate occasions - having had no problems like this between being, oooh, about 10 and 42?! Last time I was slightly tipsy. I fell over and scraped them, clattered them on the ground, made lots [...]

Getting chatted up

Getting chatted up

If you chat someone up then you are (according to the dictionary) speaking to them in an informal way because you are sexually attracted to them. Another example might be "he came on to me". Some people don't believe me (you know who you are!), but I never really know when I am being chatted [...]

Big Spiders

Big Spiders

When it starts getting colder we seem to start seeing more of these furry, frightening, fearsome fiends. I am trying not to swear but they are bloody massive. This post might give you some tips to deal with them. Disclaimer - nothing actually works (according to me). However bash on and give the advice a [...]