Getting chatted up

Getting chatted up

If you chat someone up then you are (according to the dictionary) speaking to them in an informal way because you are sexually attracted to them. Another example might be "he came on to me". Some people don't believe me (you know who you are!), but I never really know when I am being chatted [...]

Cream Crackered

Cream Crackered

As in knackered. Apparently the term is from the 80s and is British (just British?) rhyming slang. Don't check out the urban dictionary. Someone called Davy thinks it means something else. There is always one. Anyway. I am absolutely cream crackered. Why? Because it is the festive season and I have just added in to [...]

MOT Failure

MOT Failure

This is me having a moan. I don't often have a whinge about things [cough] but MOT day for me is always a trauma. Preparation To prepare for your MOT hide under the covers of any blanket near to you and avoid the reality of your car being in the hands of the garage gods. [...]